SNAP!

Bike: White Fuji Classic Track
Owner: TBC, email us if this is you
Location: Curtain House, Melb


I thought that I was the only one with a Celeste Poke in Melbourne. 
Not so!


This rider clearly has impeccable taste, bravo good sir!


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MARK RONSON'S BIKE SONG

If you have a nice bike and hear a girl singing this, it's probably me.

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ELITIST

Bike: Malvern Star "Elitist"
Location: RMIT
Owner: TBC, email us if this is YOU!

This bike is so up itself I bet it went to Scotch and rowed in the 1st eight.

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GEELONG V COLLINGWOOD

We went to the football last Saturday night to see the Cats v the Pies.

Our team lost, but the game was entertaining none the less.

Lowlight = Only mid strength beer in plastic cups. It was like Splendour all over again.

Midlight = Laughing at the Collingwood Boags. SRSLY. Where do these people come from?!!

Highlight = Spotting This Bike

Bike: Some Kind of Machine from THE FUTURE

Owner: Probably a Cats Supporter (TBC, email us if this is you)

Location: MCG

This bike looks like is straight out of that show "Beyond 2000"

Mental Note: Lookup "Beyond 2000" on YouTube later

CHECK OUT THE BUILT IN LIGHT. LIKE WHOA!

The Brooks seat always talks to me.

This one's saying: "I may be a psycho bike from the future, but I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

Hey lady! It might be a night game but that doesn't mean you have to come in your jim jams.
She has the matching Collingwood jammies and slippers. WOW.
If I was that kid I would be like "Muuuuummmmm noooooooooooooo!" and then get lost accidentally on purpose.

AS you can tell, I have dedicated this post to all you Collingwood bogans out there.
I am so generous with my time, I have even made you a Venn Diagram.

Enjoy:


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DC X PK RIPPER LAUNCH

SORRY X 1 MILLION FOR LACK OF POSTS.

I went to the launch of the DC x PK Ripper Bike at 1000£ bend and snapped my neck so hard I haven't been the same since. SRSLY. Better now though. You can all relax.

SIM IS BACK!!!

Here are some bikes from the night:

One of the PK Rippers.

Another... This one I have seen up close at Pista Bikes while the lovely gents in there were fixing my BMX. The attention to detail is so rad. I especially like the pedals. Don't know about the orange though?

There was a checkpoint race before the event. I didn't go. Not because I am lazy, but I didn't have a rideable bike at the time. I was actually riding a mountain bike at the time because my bmx was fucked. I parked the mountain bike like a block away so nobody would see me on it. YUP I'm that vain. AND I really hate Mountain Bikes. That was a really, really low point in my life. Don't worry I'm all good now.

Flouro Love. It was acceptable in the 80s!

Candy coloured love. I wish I could take you all home with me. No one will notice if I just put you in my back pocket...

Chromey goodness.

SUP!

Animal print is so hot this season.

Nice.

Fuck yeah. SNAP!

OW my neck!

Loving the clean lines on this sucker.

I want those wheels! Where can I get them? ANYONE!??

Sweet!

So nice. Love a guy that is manly enough to sport a pink chain.

BOSS! Notice how all the best bikes are sporting the SBC spoke cards?

All the cool kids are doing it.

All in all, a really tops event.
Thanks to the organisers who put the show together, and all the hot boys that came to support and have been the subjects of my recent fantasies.

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A MYTHICAL ENCOUNTER

So there I was, walking down by the old fire station in Perth just minding my own biz, when I noticed this odd looking creature coming towards me...

White all over with a coloured protrusion coming out of its head...

"Damn !" I thought, "It must be a unicorn !”

With one hand clasped firmly around a "large winter dream milky bubble tea w/ sago" I stood transfixed as the beast continued its approach.

Smooth and silky, it wasn't until I could feel the heat emancipating from its white core that the full predicament of my situation hit me. Here I was, witnessing a once in a lifetime opportunity - and where the shit was my camera ?!?

Sensing my distress, the rider of this noble steed chose that exact moment to dismount right there in front of me under the pretext of making a call...

As if to say "everybody gets one" he stood eerily still as I reached into my back pocket and grasped my ol trusty camera / phone !

Then, with barely a neigh (or perhaps a sudden change of mind?), he was back on and off again leaving me scantily a moment to cry "it's for yourbikeisrad dot com forwardslash blogspot tumblr!"

Since the, I have often wonder about that day and perhaps, maybe just maybe, if I'm lucky I'll get to see it again one day :)

Big thanks to Enrico Iglesias our eyes in Perth for this submission

xx

OMG BMX

WTF is this? I need a napkin for my chair!

xx

WHITE DELIGHT

Bike: NFI
Location: RMIT Swanston St, Melbourne
Owner: Has good taste

Hey duuuuuude... I like your helmet


High fives for being rad.

Roll on...

xx

THE GARY COLEMAN

Bike: 20" Black Beauty

Location: Queen Victoria Market, Melbourne

Owner: TBC: Email us if this is YOU!

This bike is nice. It is short, black and a lil' stumpy.

If this bike were a tv character it would totally be Arnold in Diff'rent Strokes.

Whatcha talkin bout Willis?

Sometimes I wish that I had a catchphrase.

The X-factor True Structure Mags? Holy Moley!

The thing that first caught my eye about this little beauty was the those Three Spoke Mags. They are tough.

Gary Coleman is not tough. After his success as a child actor he sued his parents and former manager over his $3.8 million trust fund.
He won a almost $1.3 mil in 93 then filed for bankrupcy 6 years later... Way to Go Gary!

xx

NINJA FIX

All my gym clothes are black. When I work out, I'm a Nike ninja.

This bike would fully match:

Bike: Matt Black Fixx

Location: Chapel St, PrahranOwner:

TBC. Email us if this is YOU!

HOT.

xx

One Word.. Craigieburn.

Bike: Gentleman's Delight
Location: Sna'ooorrrbbbs
Owner: Craig

I don't know about you, but this bike makes me think about He-man. It's so masculine and tuff.

Our friend Craig has pretty Nice Steeze. This bike is a true representation of this, xx heart YOU.

OUR FRIEND KEEGAN

Went to the Espy last night for the M-Phazes album launch. Extreme fun.
After that the night started:

Our friend Sara is totally the best. She introduced us to this guy Keegan, who she works with at Hype. We have befriended.

He's off to NY, LA then the UKays and last night was his going away party.
We tried to do the phantom and they busted us out the front of the house.

Bike: BEE EMM EXX 'Fatboy'
Location: Chaps, Windsor end
Owner: Keegan

BMX your face off.

HI

Fatboy

This is our friend Ben's bike. He used to live in the same apartment block as Loz.

Ferosh!

This bike gets me lifted. It's pretty nice. YKI.

xx

I Don't Know Much, But I Know I Love You.

Location: Thirsty Camel, Chapel Street, Windsor

I don't know much about bikes. But I know one thing... This bike is nice.

FRIDAY FUN

So, after last nights little adventures, I was feeling a little fragile at work this morning and after lunch this had just evolved in to sillyness.
My boss told me that I "had officially lost the plot".

So it was lovely to get this kick ass pick me up in the afternoon.

Thanks to my workmate Luke who sent through these pics of his friends bmx.

Bike: Hotness BMX

Location: In a grassy backyard somewhere

Owner: Tom

So this is the 1st pic that I opened. I thought, yeah it's rad. Classic. But you can tell from how shiny the sprocket is that it's a well loved bike.

THEN... I opened the second pic and this hotness appeared:

Wow wow wow. That's so hot.

Best bmx I have seen for a loooooooooooooong time.

Props Tom.

Thanks Luke!

xx

VAMPIRE WEEKEND X MAJOR LAZER

Location: Fitness First, St Kilda VIC
Owner: TBC: Email us if this is YOU!

Because the leather seat and grips scream Upper West Side Soweto but the flouro paintwork just makes you want to Pon De Floor. I love the different styles this cat has used to custom this bike.
Usually the bike rack out the front of the gym is jam packed with GAY Hybrids or DIRTY Mountain Bikes... Ya know fitness freaks you can get excercise and look fly, as this sexy piece of work cleary demonstrates.



Ezra's bike would fully have leather grips, but he wouldn't have a paint job... the bike would just be made of geek spectacles wrapped in vintage cardigans.

xx