NEW TREND ALERT.

Location: Como, South Yarra

As reported earlier in Winter 11, we've recently spied little novelties popping up all over the city.

NTA!!! CONFIRMED.

Sooo are you one of those peeps striving to keep ahead of the fash-pack? Keen to blow the crew away with your epic accessorised steeze?

Well gosh damn Son, we've got the hot tip right here.

YBIR Suggests - When adding some flair to your ride this summer, don't go light on, as displayed above.

Take it to the next level, annihilate those other wannabe trendsetters with your killer swag.

Go fucking nuts.

Coming to a Charter near you.

WATCH THIS SPACE

I DON'T RATE YOU. I JUST H8 ON U.

Bike: Some Penny Farthing Shit

Location: Collins Street, Melbs CBD

On a scale of 1 - Radness. No Score.

I just don't get these types of bikes. Apart from looking like a complete douche bag - Can someone please explain the transportation benefits? Is it a nice ride? Easy to maneuver around the city?

Question - If there were only 2 modes of transport left in the world 1. This Bike or 2. A

Razor®

Scooter. What the F would you choose? They are both so gay.

MY INSPIRATION

The inspiration for my Watermelon Colourway:

I think I need to make one of these when I eventually get on the road.

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I MADE ANOTHER GRAPH

HA HA

I'm back on the bike YEW

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CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN

Bike: Chrome BMX "Villain"
Location: Lygon St, Carlton
Owner: Is mean

This bike has been chained to this bus timetable sign for like almost a week now.
Have you no respect Mr Owner? Or did you leave it there when you realised that you couldn't ride home, and now you can't remember where it is?

It's Autumn in Melbourne. Note the build up of leaves in the spokes. I might have to rescue this pup by way of bolt cutters if its still there next week. I can practically hear it weeping.

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CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN

Bike: Chrome BMX "Villain"
Location: Lygon St, Carlton
Owner: Is mean

This bike has been chained to this bus timetable sign for like almost a week now.
Have you no respect Mr Owner? Or did you leave it there when you realised that you couldn't ride home, and now you can't remember where it is?

It's Autumn in Melbourne. Note the build up of leaves in the spokes. I might have to rescue this pup by way of bolt cutters if its still there next week. I can practically hear it weeping.

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OMG BMX

WTF is this? I need a napkin for my chair!

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WTF!

Bike: WTF Bike... because everytime you see it you say what the fuck?
Location: Melbourne. Various sightings.
Owner: Totes cray cray

We see this dude riding up and down Chaps ALL the time. Trying to steal the attention away from the dude who's two dogs pull him along the road on his rollerblades perhaps.

You both lose to the bearded lady, sorry.

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