YEAH, UH HU, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

Location: Chapel Street, Prahran

Bike: Pokemon's

Black and yellow

Black and yellow

Black and yellow

Black and yellow

THE GREEN MACHINE

Bike: The Green Machine

Location: Melbourne

Owner: Brenton Clarke

Big thanks to Brenton for sending through pics of his gorgeous steed. I popped in to his shop with my poodle Ziggy in tow for a visit. The colourway reminds me of the incredible hulk and this bike that I learnt how to ride fixed on. 

This is what a colab of Brenton's bike x Ziggy would look like:

Ha ha as if you would ever do that to your pooch! Poor dawg :(

Brenton has now retired this bike and is using the wheels on his new ride, which I LOVE, so much it's crim.

The Green Machine is just taking 5, hanging out in the garage where all good bikes go to die... RIP little friend: 

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TOMS TREASURES

OOPS

I was flicking through my camera and realised that I totally forgot to post these beauties... I am so lame

These bikes both belong to Tom who lives with OCGC member and all around sick chick Georgie.

We took the bikes for a spin out the front - you can get massive air off the second bike over the speed bumps in their street... RAD

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IF THE BRIEF FITS

Task: Present a selection of rides truly representing some radness.
Pallet: Embrace Spring - Citrus tones, blue on blue, spearmint green & gold. Accents of vintage tan & ivory.
Single-minded proposition: Epic Radness

Location: Chapel Street, Windsor

Location: Fitness First, Richmond

Location: Chappelli's, Chapel Street, South Yarra

Location: Vogue FNO @ General Pants, Mid City, Sydney
I have to pay props to this. Nice work Stussy for General Pants CO

GEELONG V COLLINGWOOD

We went to the football last Saturday night to see the Cats v the Pies.

Our team lost, but the game was entertaining none the less.

Lowlight = Only mid strength beer in plastic cups. It was like Splendour all over again.

Midlight = Laughing at the Collingwood Boags. SRSLY. Where do these people come from?!!

Highlight = Spotting This Bike

Bike: Some Kind of Machine from THE FUTURE

Owner: Probably a Cats Supporter (TBC, email us if this is you)

Location: MCG

This bike looks like is straight out of that show "Beyond 2000"

Mental Note: Lookup "Beyond 2000" on YouTube later

CHECK OUT THE BUILT IN LIGHT. LIKE WHOA!

The Brooks seat always talks to me.

This one's saying: "I may be a psycho bike from the future, but I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany"

Hey lady! It might be a night game but that doesn't mean you have to come in your jim jams.
She has the matching Collingwood jammies and slippers. WOW.
If I was that kid I would be like "Muuuuummmmm noooooooooooooo!" and then get lost accidentally on purpose.

AS you can tell, I have dedicated this post to all you Collingwood bogans out there.
I am so generous with my time, I have even made you a Venn Diagram.

Enjoy:


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THIS BIKE IS A BEAST

Bike: The Beast
Owner: Damo
Location: St Kilda Massive

NOW. Let me set one thing straight. Usually I do not condone motors on bikes.
Motorbikes are not my style and Vespas make me dry retch.
But this is our friend Damo's sick beast and he built it all himself. Big ups my man!

This bike has a 70cc 2-stroke motor. The frame is a original crusier frame. It is HEAVY as fuck.
Believe me, I have carried it down a flight of stairs. Yes. I know I also am a beast.

It's based on old school Boardtracker bikes that have had a strong following since the 60s' (who knew?)
Check out more bikes like this here
Or dudes that are quite obsessed with them here

Top speed is 55kph, which is more than enough to CAIN yourself. Hell I can injure myself at like 10kph.

One day... I may just be courageous enough to have a spin. Full leather suit neccessary, so it will have to wait at least until winter. Maybe when hell freezes over.

Check out the chromey goodness... and the double chain, whoa well that's off the chain!
(Thanks dad)

Dear Damo, you are one of my favourite dudes. When I see your bike it reminds me of this scene from Pulp Fiction:



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VINTAGE DREAMBOAT

Bike: Is in my dreams
Location: Chapel Street, Prahran
Owner: has fine taste.

If a picture says a thousand words........ then this dreamy product speaks for itself.

Beauty.

Clean White frame with Vintage Brown leather completely compliments the entire ensemble.

It makes me wanna wear a carafe & smoke a pipe.

VAMPIRE WEEKEND X MAJOR LAZER

Location: Fitness First, St Kilda VIC
Owner: TBC: Email us if this is YOU!

Because the leather seat and grips scream Upper West Side Soweto but the flouro paintwork just makes you want to Pon De Floor. I love the different styles this cat has used to custom this bike.
Usually the bike rack out the front of the gym is jam packed with GAY Hybrids or DIRTY Mountain Bikes... Ya know fitness freaks you can get excercise and look fly, as this sexy piece of work cleary demonstrates.



Ezra's bike would fully have leather grips, but he wouldn't have a paint job... the bike would just be made of geek spectacles wrapped in vintage cardigans.

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