IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

The Tour De France is upon us once again. WHY? Why Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!


Don't get me wrong, I love it as much as the next person. What I hate is the super commuters who get riled up and think that they are Cadel and want to have a race off every red light. I'm not interested. And please for the love of God put your kits away.

MY EYESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!


THE BURNING!


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RIP CANDY

Sorry Brenton I done broke your bike!


B lent me this kick ass ride while I was putting my Gazetta together. I thrashed it, maybe a little too hard... right in to a wall on the Main Yarra Trail. FFFFUUUUUU slimy wooden slats on the path and bitches on the wrong side.


This is why we can't have nice things :(

FUCKING KILLED. Right on the hip.

My sister thinks that I should start a blog just featuring my injuries. There would be so many posts featuring that elbow: I don't even have any skin there anymore, I just keep on ripping off the scar tissue. 

Such a lady. 

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I DON'T RATE YOU. I JUST H8 ON U.

Bike: Some Penny Farthing Shit

Location: Collins Street, Melbs CBD

On a scale of 1 - Radness. No Score.

I just don't get these types of bikes. Apart from looking like a complete douche bag - Can someone please explain the transportation benefits? Is it a nice ride? Easy to maneuver around the city?

Question - If there were only 2 modes of transport left in the world 1. This Bike or 2. A

Razor®

Scooter. What the F would you choose? They are both so gay.

CHILLIN LIKE A VILLAIN

Bike: Chrome BMX "Villain"
Location: Lygon St, Carlton
Owner: Is mean

This bike has been chained to this bus timetable sign for like almost a week now.
Have you no respect Mr Owner? Or did you leave it there when you realised that you couldn't ride home, and now you can't remember where it is?

It's Autumn in Melbourne. Note the build up of leaves in the spokes. I might have to rescue this pup by way of bolt cutters if its still there next week. I can practically hear it weeping.

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SYDN(G)AY

This Unicycle isn't rad.
Location: Circular Quay, Sydney 2000
Owner: Busker

FUCKING SYDNEY

WTF!

Bike: WTF Bike... because everytime you see it you say what the fuck?
Location: Melbourne. Various sightings.
Owner: Totes cray cray

We see this dude riding up and down Chaps ALL the time. Trying to steal the attention away from the dude who's two dogs pull him along the road on his rollerblades perhaps.

You both lose to the bearded lady, sorry.

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