CRAZY KIDS

KIDS! Get off tumblr/facey/grindr and go play with yo bikes!

Stolen from The 5th Floor

YOU KNOW IT

RIP CANDY

Sorry Brenton I done broke your bike!


B lent me this kick ass ride while I was putting my Gazetta together. I thrashed it, maybe a little too hard... right in to a wall on the Main Yarra Trail. FFFFUUUUUU slimy wooden slats on the path and bitches on the wrong side.


This is why we can't have nice things :(

FUCKING KILLED. Right on the hip.

My sister thinks that I should start a blog just featuring my injuries. There would be so many posts featuring that elbow: I don't even have any skin there anymore, I just keep on ripping off the scar tissue. 

Such a lady. 

xx 

SLAY THE RAIL

Bike: BMX's - stacks of them!
Location: Revolver Upstairs Chapel St
Owners: Groms 


You may remember this post that we did about the first bmx comp to be held in a nightclub. Well the boys are back for this years installment, and I didn't have to scoot off early to pack for Splendour this year. Bonus! 


Ever since my camera was stolen I made a promise to myself, and to you our 3 loyal readers, that I wouldn't resort to posting dodgy iPhone snaps however these were just too good to pass up. 

So many bikes, not nearly enough poles.

The obligatory safety warning. A flying BMX will hurt if it flies through the air and lands on your face. 

I kinda wish that a flying bike hit these two classy ladies, who were clearly there because they are so passionate about BMX. I like your dress, is that from GASP? 

Couldn't have said it better myself. Want.


Here is a video that was not taken with my phone:

SLAY THE RAILS from Focalpointbmx.com on Vimeo.


Rad night all round, nice one boys


xx 

F*CK YEAH FAT FRAMES

Location: Chapel Street

I'm channelling a more robust looking frame for my new bike. Something Big Boned like these examples.

FOR ALL YOU HATERS

Obvs I am a girl so I am not talking about those balls. Get your mind out of the gutter. 

I prefer to win haters over with these home made treats:

Mmmm chocolatey.

STICK EM IN YOUR MOUTH AND SUCK EM!


xx