Bike: Giant BMXLocation: Elgin St, Carlton
Owner: TBC, email us if this is YOU!
Um... sorry to break it to you giant BMX: You ain't that giant. Actually you are pretty small.
This bike is cool, but it has a bad case of small man syndrome.
Like how Tom Cruise apparently never allowed 'Our' Nicole to wear high heels, or those rockabilly type of short dudes that wear those horrendous shoes with the lifts in them.
My lord how I hate those ugly, ugly shoes.
Get ready for your close up:
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